alltheleftovers is really good at taking care of me when I’m sick. Even though I become a huge whiny crybaby. XD

Even tonight when I was being pitiful and saying I wanted cookies, she was just like, “You want me to go buy you some cookies?”

And the best QPP award goes to…

seungripls:

idk man sometimes watching GD perform is a very strange experience… (x)

ponweiponfarr:

thegeek531:

geekhyena:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

Hooray!

I’ve never let a little salmonella stand between me and some raw cookie dough. 

I JUST MADE SOME OF THIS AND SHAWTY FIRES BURNIN IN MY MOUTH HOLE OOOO IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD IT’S LIKE HEAVEN AND HELL HAD A BABY AND ITS IN YOUR MOUTH GOOD LAWDY IT IS PERF

ponweiponfarr:

thegeek531:

geekhyena:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

Hooray!

I’ve never let a little salmonella stand between me and some raw cookie dough.

I JUST MADE SOME OF THIS AND SHAWTY FIRES BURNIN IN MY MOUTH HOLE OOOO IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD IT’S LIKE HEAVEN AND HELL HAD A BABY AND ITS IN YOUR MOUTH GOOD LAWDY IT IS PERF

bourgeoisied:

my hobbies include talking about my fandom to people who don’t care about my fandom

(Source: )

godheadcomplex:

this one pic of sasuke is better than all of attack on titan

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(Source: sasukeapologist)

dalishmarshmallow:

I’m really invested in the idea of elves having twitchy ears that reflect their emotions. I’m also invested in the idea of elves having a hard time reading humans because their ears don’t move—and really, that’s like talking to someone who never moves their eyebrows for them.

theevilchiquite:

I think both my gender and my sexuality is just nah

Teeny tiny linkspam on aromanticism

queenieofaces:

Someone asked for a teeny tiny linkspam on aromanticism, so here goes! And by “here goes” I mean “I fell into a rabbit hole of links for like two and a half hours and emerged covered in mud and clutching this linkspam; I am so sorry; you probably did not care this much.”

Omfg. I’m at the pharmacy waiting for my prescription, and I was writing an email to my boss… this old guy here to get his flu shot was like, “What did you even do before you had that phone?”

I feel like shit but I still tried to be friendly, so I laughed a little and said, “I guess I just sat around thinking about stuff.”

And he goes, “Hahaha bet you were better off, too.”

Fuck you??? Why do old people act like technology is so horrible? I was TELLING MY BOSS what the doctor said… damn I sure wish I had to go home and get back to a land line to communicate a simple message to my employer.

Jeeeeeeesuuuuus what did YOU do before flu vaccines were invented? I’m SO sure you were better off then.